I got sucked into the trap known as online dating after my divorce in 2017. Since then, life has felt like one long acid-induced adventure in Wonderland.
I’ve worked as a Content Marketer for over a decade. In that time, I’ve received two Gold Pyramid Awards for my first blog, Hatswork, and was a finalist for a Content Marketing Institute Award.
I have a Master’s Degree in Communications from the University of Alabama (Roll Tide) and a Bachelor’s in Marketing.
I’m an INFJ on the Myers Briggs. My Enneagram is 4w5. My Love Languages are Quality Time and Physical Touch.
I’ve been banned from Tinder, Plenty of Fish, and Instagram for responding appropriately to offenders who sent me unsolicited dick pics or verbal abuse.
I trained with an expert Matchmaker from the reality show: Married at First Sight. I’m a hopeful romantic, a raging bisexual feminist with a bleeding liberal heart who loves love and believes in happy endings. Black Lives Matter.
TikTok knew I was gay before I did. When I finally did officially come out, I did it on a whim. Only to fall in love with a man exactly 12 weeks later.
Failure to adopt new restaurant technology solutions during the pandemic can have lasting and irreparable effects on the foodservice industry as a whole.
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Since the Trump Insurrection, this woman has been threatening to kill me. She has made dozens of fake profiles, many of which impersonated me, using my own photos of my nieces and nephews. She labeled me a child molester AFTER saying, “I hope your niece and nephew get raped,” to me. She is a felon with a criminal record a mile long, but posts photos and threats involving firearms. I am NOT her first victim.…
I wrote this blog in March 2021. Ultimately, I ended up spending 418 days in quarantine before I was finally vaccinated and free to live my life. Friday, March 13th — Day 1 I woke up with a sense of dread, like the world was crumbling in around me. I haven’t even been back at work a week after testing positive for Flu A & B. I spent 2 weeks working from home, and it…
The first thing you need to do in order to begin incorporating social media giveaways into your marketing strategy is to audit your company’s existing social presence. Facebook Instagram Twitter LinkedIn Snapchat YouTube TikTok It doesn’t always make sense for a company to be on each and every platform that exists. Do a quick assessment of all existing accounts to decide if they are relevant to your business. Make sure there aren’t duplicate profiles. Next, decide if…
Recently, I was going through files on an old thumb drive and came across a personal essay I wrote for my high school English class. I’ve used platform this as a place to be vulnerable and share my deepest feelings. So, I decided to share it with all of you on Medium. I fixed 15-year-old Emily’s grammatical errors, but largely kept the content as it was. I hope you enjoy. It was a chilly spring…
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